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Girl night out
The other night I was invited out for a
night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by
midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas
went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the
door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with
such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12
cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told
him "Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away
with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why? he
said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said,
"Oh. ****."
cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3
times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the
coffee table and farted. |
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