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On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just
passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to
visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she
asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He
had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100
years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing
our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when
the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right
rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in
on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that
damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive
today!" |
